Although some of the following are quoted out of context, all of these have been said to me:
- “If I were 20 years younger and you were 20 years older…”
- “Cars may stop for blondes, but they back up for redheads”
- “I had hoped to talk to you in person, but I just sense that
you have a feisty side, and I’d really like to get to know it.”
- “Your ability to facilitate touch is astonishing.”
- “What’s that in your eye? Oh wait, it’s just a twinkle.”
- “How might one go about courting you?”
- “Wait, what did you say?
I’m sorry; I was just distracted by your beautiful blue eyes.”
- (Interrupting an actual class) “I don’t have a question; I just think
you are pretty.”
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